Monday, January 26, 2009

oiio.oiio


Hello, my name continues to be Neil Alexander Mclean.
I am lying face down on the floor in a bid to contain my excitement.
I have placed a silver bow upon my head to give you a clue as to why I’m so visibly jubilant…
Over the last few days I have been showered with things the very likes of which I did not ask for.
To help me finish my idea.
I got some robot books and a cordless glue gun.
Two gifts that I was not bothered to receive:
A grill burn; and a suspected insect bite to the left cheek.
Don’t worry I’m not masturbating.
I’m trying to retrieve something from my anus…
In the mean time here’s some information…
And here it is… my final gift
A bag of bottle tops.

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